Chart Delineation: Donald Trump (5)
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump Step #5 Initial Interpretations of Figures and Configurations If you want, you can do this step before you do your initial house delineations. Sections: Let’s call up the chart: We’ll begin with the major configuration in the chart and that is Moon opposition Sun. Hopefully, when we said “opposition” people didn’t […]
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump Step #4
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump Step #4 Initial House Delineation Many astrologers, the good ones anyway, usually make an initial assessment of the chart then go back over it two or three or maybe even four times to refine their initial delineation. That’s a good practice. It keeps you from overlooking things in the chart that […]
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump (3)
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump Step #3 Our third step in chart interpretation is judging the condition of each star in the chart. If you did not do Steps #1 & #2 correctly then you will fail because you won’t be able to apply the rules of astrology correctly. Step #3: Judging the Conditions of the […]
Essential Dignities Are Essentially Fake
Who FUBAR’d Astrology (Part 1) Standard Issue A standard issue US Air Force Essential Dignities Data Reference Card used by confused astrologers who are closet-bean counters and math geeks. The US Air Force Essential Dignities Data Reference Card comes complete with: The Arabic and Persian Astrologers In this series we examine who corrupted (or perverted) […]
Chart Delineation: Donald Trump (1-2)
We have for you a beginner’s level chart delineation for Donald Trump. We’ll cover these concepts: Let’s get to it. Casting the Chart As always, we cast and interpret charts in whole sign. If you use a house system, your interpretation is guaranteed to fail. We’ve decided to teach the mechanics of casting charts in […]
The Great Ophiuchus Conspiracy (Part Deux)
We arm you with facts to beat up on the propaganda artists and their lies: For today’s offering, we bring you three propaganda and disinformation artists and (sadly) a victim of propaganda and disinformation. Our propaganda victim is a 16-year old girl from Hurricane, West Virginia named Virginia. Göbbeling Award Candidates Awarded to Those Who […]
The Sibley Chart is Wrong
Sibley is for Losers We’re speechless. It’s the year 2025 and astrologers are still using the Sibley Chart for the United States. Why? What stupidity would lead people to use the Sibley Chart? We’re forced to conclude that any astrologer using the Sibley Chart has proven beyond a reasonable doubt that they aren’t really an […]
The Great Ophiuchus Conspiracy
There are many hacks and hack websites on the internet, and space.com is one of them. We dissect a space.com article to expose the propaganda and disinformation for you. The story starts with this propaganda heading: An ignored constellation That is a Logical Fallacy called Lying when one intentionally says something that is known to […]
Astrologywithandy: OCD Wannabe Astrologer
Andy, you’re one of the world’s worst astrologers. There is a lot to analyze when it comes to the astrology of a presidential election. For this post, I analyzed seven charts. Uh, wut? Why would you do that? Call a psychiatrist and get some pills for your OCD: Obsessive Chart-Casting Disorder. You only needed 3 […]
The Astrology King: of Bad Astrology
“Astrology for the 2024 US Presidential Election points to an evenly balanced contest. It is extremely difficult to predict a winner from the horoscope for election day and the transits and progression to both candidates’ charts.” A word of advice: Don’t use crystal meth when attempting to interpret charts. Why would you use a “horoscope […]