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The Great Ophiuchus Conspiracy (Part Deux)
We arm you with facts to beat up on the propaganda artists and their lies: For today’s offering, we bring you three propaganda and disinformation artists and (sadly) a victim of propaganda and disinformation. Our propaganda victim is a 16-year old girl from Hurricane, West Virginia named Virginia. Göbbeling Award Candidates Awarded to Those Who […]
Astrologywithandy: OCD Wannabe Astrologer
Andy, you’re one of the world’s worst astrologers. There is a lot to analyze when it comes to the astrology of a presidential election. For this post, I analyzed seven charts. Uh, wut? Why would you do that? Call a psychiatrist and get some pills for your OCD: Obsessive Chart-Casting Disorder. You only needed 3 […]
The Astrology King: of Bad Astrology
“Astrology for the 2024 US Presidential Election points to an evenly balanced contest. It is extremely difficult to predict a winner from the horoscope for election day and the transits and progression to both candidates’ charts.” A word of advice: Don’t use crystal meth when attempting to interpret charts. Why would you use a “horoscope […]
Lisa Stardust: Narcissistic Attention Whore
Lisa Stardust is the poster-child for everything that is wrong with astrology. As a practicing astrologer who predicted the outcomes of the last two presidential elections through the stars, it’s safe to say that the astrology of Election Day can impact the results immensely. Lisa, whatever quackery you’re practicing is not astrology. You didn’t predict […]